This is my cousin-in-law's version of this game:
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Abiyoyo Escort
2. YOUR GANGSTA STAR NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Huckleberry Dansko
3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):
Red Moose
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you where born): Beth* Ogden
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name):Berel
6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Violet Huckleberry Hot Chocolate
7. NASCAR NAME (the names of your grandfathers): Clarance Earl
8. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Hershi Helsingfors
9. SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, favorite flower):
Christmas Lily of the Valley
10. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you are wearing right now): Pear Tunic
11. HIPPIE NAME (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): English Muffin Willow
It works and its funny.
Mine, not so much:
Rock star name: (First Pet's Name, Current Car): Cupcake Altima (Sounds like a stripper, especially if you know me personally. At least I don't drive a Maxima.)
Native American name (is this PC?): (Favorite Color, Favorite Animal): Red Elephant. No wait, Blue Giraffe. No, try again...White Hippo. Oh, this is it! Pink BlueBird! See, not so effective.
Soap Opera name: (Middle Name, Birth City): Alyce Provo. What kind of soap opera name is that? Alexandra Romaine is more like it.
Star Wars name: (First three letters of last name, first three letters of first name.): What???? Grecyn. Yeah, I can see it. I could be an intergalactic mechanic. Speaking of which, we really like the name Luke for our boy. We can't do it for obvious reasons. Think about it.
SuperHero Name: (2nd favorite color (?), favorite drink (?) Seriously, favorite drink?) Yellow Martinelli's. Red Water. Blue Orange Juice. Hmmm. I like Fat Mama, from the reality show where people made up super-hero alter egos and had to make up their own costume and Stan Lee gave them missions and they got kicked off one by one. Fat Mama was a big, black woman in tights, leotard and cape with a donut belt. She gave donuts to those in need. That's heroic.
TV Weather Person's Name: (5th grade teacher, a major city that starts with the same letter): I'm drawing a 5th grade blank. I remember 4th and 6th, but no 5th. Must have been a great year! So, I'll try with my 4th and 6th grade options. Kansky Kansas. Saperstein Sandusky. My career will skyrocket with options like those.
Spy Name: (Favorite holiday/season, favorite flower): Christmas Tulip. Seriously? Who would take me seriously? I can't wear an evening gown with semi-automatic weapons concealed within with a name like Christmas Tulip. Or Easter Daisy. Or My Birthday Daffodil. I could be a lame Bond girl with a name like that, but not an actual spy.
Cartoon Name: (Favorite fruit / article of clothing I'm currently wearing): My favorite. Apple Maternity Shirt.
Hippie Name: (What you ate for breakfast / favorite tree): Wheat Chex Maple
Signing off, this is Saperstein Sandusky, saying "rain or shine, make it a great day!"
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3 comments:
Yours was so much more entertaining than mine. Since you did comment on everything. I think I had some very similar thoughts on a couple of those name categories. Thanks for the smile.
This was pretty funny. :-) Kind of reminds me of the Captain Underpants name generating game - I was something like Happy Wafflechunks.
That was SO much funnier than mine turned out. Thanks for the entertainment, Pink Bluebird.
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